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August 09, 2005
Hey big knitter boy:
Are those knitting needles, or are you just happy to see me?
Oy.
Aug 9, 2005 1:24:00 AM
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Procrastination=Organization
It is absolutely amazing how procrastination makes me so organized. Instead of loafing about, knitting or just pushing stuff around in an attempt to avoid the huge (and mounting) pile of work I have, I get up and organize. It started by making a list of what I had to do, then moved into clearing out the inboxes of my three email accounts and turned into me filing all my bills, cleaning Emma's closet and planning how to add shelves to her room for better toy management. Now I am trying very hard to restrain myself from getting into the basement and starting to organize down there. The basement is an utter disaster. We just threw everything surplus down there when we moved and planned to work on it during a warm summer day since it's cool (but damp) and we wanted to have a late summer garage sale. Our plans were halted by a small termite problem for which we're still waiting for the exterminator (we rent, so we don't control when he comes) which meant moving everything about a foot away from all the walls. Which really meant putting all the boxes in a huge pile in the middle of the floor. So, I really shouldn't start organizing because that would mean I would have stuff where it shouldn't be. Which of course, would mean the exterminator would arrive. Maybe I should start organizing down there... MUST. GET. BACK. TO. WORK.
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Capitalism Running Amok
I am listening to a piece on CBC Radio 1's The Current about the new "plan" by Roger's in Canada (and cell phone companies in the US) to market cell-phones directly to children aged 9-12. I. AM. SEETHING. What a load of fucking crap. Kids don't need cell phones. They're justifying this market expansion by stating that parents have busy lives and kids need ways to get hold of their parents. And that the phones have a 911 button for emergencies and that there is no text messaging etc. Crap, all of it. Frankly, I am getting tired of the "we all live in a busy world" discourse. It's a middle-class conceit brought about the choices parents make, not by some global design. I have chosen to avoid being a harried overwrought "busy" parent. I do work outside the home and have my children in child care. However, I have chosen work that has flexible hours and is close to where I live so I can avoid 9-10+ hour days away from my children. Craig has a demanding job (long hours, lots of travel) so it makes sense for me to work less. We have also chosen to NOT place our kids in lots of extra activities. One a season is the limit, and in the summer there are none. That way there is lots of time to play in unstructured ways, to eat dinner together almost every night and to avoid the grind of getting two kids to activities in some post-supper rush. Some of the "busy" parents might think us lazy or bad parents, but I see us as happy, rested and avoiding the rush to make our children corporate automatons chained to some technological gadget. I realize that I am privileged enough to make these choices, and that many families work long hours because they have low-paying jobs and need the money just to put food on the table and pay the rent. But those aren't the parents buying their "tweens" (a marketing term I loathe) cell phones. Bite Me Rogers. There's no way I'm buying my kids cell phones. You cannot convince me that they need one. Hell, if I need them to phone me, I'll give them a quarter.
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Posted by: Alysia | August 09, 2005 at 02:27 AM
I've never seen them quite so big...
Posted by: Kathy | August 09, 2005 at 03:14 AM
WOW!!!
In other news.... I've started Eris :)) and I LOVE her so far!!
Posted by: Helene | August 09, 2005 at 03:29 AM
LMAO!! What the heck were they thinking when they shot that cover????
Posted by: chris | August 09, 2005 at 07:34 AM
Oh my god, the mutant has two of them, and a look to match the corresponding hormonal surge that must cause...jay-sus.
Posted by: Lee Ann | August 09, 2005 at 07:51 AM
That's pretty funny. Haven't laughed because of a blog entry in while.
Thanks for the morning lift.
Posted by: lisa | August 09, 2005 at 08:50 AM
I had a very similar thought but not postable.
Oy Vey!!!
Posted by: Betsy | August 09, 2005 at 10:08 AM
We thought the same thing at the knitting circle on Saturday. The train went mostly, "He is knitting with 2 penis (peni, penises?)!" "I wonder how it is for a circular."
Posted by: Seanna Lea | August 09, 2005 at 10:09 AM
Good thing I'd put my coffee cup down to read this or my screen would have been splattered. LOL
Posted by: Heather | August 09, 2005 at 11:02 AM
Grrl, I'm laughing out loud! (and the whole office is looking at me). ;-0
Posted by: margene | August 09, 2005 at 11:36 AM
LOL!
But good god, Dude stepped right out of a 1974 family slide show in that butt-ugly sweater.
Posted by: alison | August 09, 2005 at 12:14 PM
God forbid the guy knits with size 2.0mm DPNS! What a picture.
Posted by: kelly | August 09, 2005 at 12:52 PM
I never considered knitting with turkey basters, what a concept!
Posted by: Amber | August 09, 2005 at 01:11 PM
Oh c'mon guys, be fair--the needles are actual size--he's just really, really small.
Posted by: Em | August 09, 2005 at 01:28 PM
You know what they say about big needles!
Posted by: Tiffany | August 09, 2005 at 02:14 PM
nice hair greg brady.
talk about subliminal...
I think they may have gotten their target audience wrong.
That was so 1977.
Posted by: heather | August 09, 2005 at 03:37 PM
Are those really needles? they look so tapered that they could pass for a number of sizes depending on what part you are measuring. Strange...
Posted by: Vicki | August 09, 2005 at 04:12 PM
Oh my.
Posted by: cari | August 09, 2005 at 07:00 PM
Oh c'mon guys, be fair--the needles are actual size--he's just really, really small.
LOL!
Posted by: Anne M. | August 09, 2005 at 09:42 PM
Not another awful cover, is the inside any better? After the new Rowan I am not sure I can bear to look.
Posted by: Janine | August 10, 2005 at 04:05 AM
Secretely, I'm glad they must not have accepted my design submission for this issue, because sweet heavens -- the tragedy of having to tell people "look for the magazine with the 1970s cover"!
Has anyone told
http://youknitwhat.blogspot.com/
yet? :)
Posted by: Shannon | August 10, 2005 at 04:35 PM