Cliffs of Insanity
Tour de Fleece 2011 Progress Report

:Cringe: cyclist stupidity

When the weather is good (ie there's no snow) I bike to work. Over the years I have had tangles with many stupid drivers which have thankfully lead to nothing more than a wrecked fender, sweaty palms and a rapid heart beat.

This year, the traffic and stupid drivers are NOTHING compared to some of the things I have seen my fellow cyclists do. Luckily I haven't had to see them being smucked by cars but even cringing as they run that red light, or move out of the bike lane into traffic without freaking looking (and hearing the squeal as a car brakes) is too much for me.

Case one: Tuesday June 28 morning Bloor and Parliament
Man quizzes by on bike. Turns out he is holding on to the wheel well of a van to propel himself! Lets go, crosses 6 lanes of busy traffic then rides the wrong way in the bike lane before running through a red light.

What a stupid douche.

Case Two: Wednesday June 29 morning Bay and College
This was a slow cyclist. He looked careful and knowledgable. Until I passed him. Obviously bothered that a vagina passed his penis, he rode in the very skinny space between a city bus and a very big truck in order to pass the bus and make a right hand turn in front if it. I waited behind the bus because I know that the bus wouldn't see me and I don't want to be flattened. The bus didn't see him at first evidenced by the hard braking and I cringed.


Why do I relay these? Not because I want to set back cyclist rights or because I'm sanctimonious because I too am not a perfect cyclist or driver but because stupid people like these endanger themselves, drivers and ME. I hope they don't drive cars the way they cycle and I want them to know they are reinforcing the views of drivers and our mayor who is poised to banish cyclists from the streets.

So stop it okay? Be sensible. I don't want to be in therapy after witnessing your death.


Here we refer to people who do this kind of thing as 'temporary Australians'. Just a little Aussie humour.

In an ER I once worked in, people like this were referred to in the "admitting complaint" column as TSTL (too stupid to live).

I am a cyclist too, and I am embarrassed after hearing and/or witnessing these stories!

I am constantly amazed at the cyclists here in Chicago (can you imagine??) who don't follow the signs or lights as if the lines painted on the asphalt is enough to keep them safe. It's CHICAGO...we hit things just cuz they move!

Nice post shared by you. It's really ridicules. I love to read such funny post regarding stupidity and learn from it that don't make stupidity like others.

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